officialcaptain-marvel: bbgum-princen: such-fun: Sassy HYDRA agent *deep menacing accent* “How did you take down Captain America?”*matter of fact European accent replies* “We shot him in the legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he is an idiot” sassy hydra agent: hello mr. barnes were going to take your arm offbucky barnes: i think i just need helpsassy hydra agent: give you cool robot arm
"So I won't hesitate no more, no more, It cannot wait I'm sure. There's no need to… https://www.instagram.com/p/BNZLYoDBdhM/
ladygolem: pssyriot: Kinda wanna be kissed kinda wanna be stabbed Now he’s falling asleepNow she’s calling a cab
doorkar: itsjustrad: divinghoe: vanetti: arguingvitality: dilfweed: cosmic-noir: trxylerhxwellter: onlyblackgirl: ntbx: kingofhispaniola: Awwwww My sensitive self can’t take this. this is beautiful 😫😢💕 I love Gordon. She’s blind and he was making all the points about the pie in a way she could respond to: sound. He is an amazing man Not to mention Christine won Master Chef that year. I reblog Gordon Ramsey every time he appears i reblog this every time it comes on my dash and i will until the day i die or this hellsite does I can’t believe I’m crying over an apple pie I literally sob every time I see this clip. You try to bullshit or lie to this man and he’ll rip you a new asshole. But Gordon also has this really paternal warmth to him. He’s awesome.
whitewingdoves: why is 2016 so vengeful? Who hurt her
poesdaughter: hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire: I don’t even think girls would want boyfriends if dragons existed, so if the government wants less teen pregnancies they know what they got to do
A video posted by Alex (@chicabado) on Nov 25, 2016 at 4:03pm PST cutechubbyhubbymaterial: captainjaneways-bitch: Thought we were taking a selfie OH MY GOD HOW PRECIOUS
perlockholmes: notlexawoods: RIP Vine † Probably the best vine compilation I’ve seen so far
American Christian: They took the Christmas decorations off of the Starbucks cups. Can you believe it? Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, Hindus, and Various PoC: What a strange phenomenon, to not have your culture represented. So very strange. Weird. How odd.
I had the best Thanksgiving with you!Thank you, philipwayne for surprising me with my sister!!… https://www.instagram.com/p/BNPlyCxhLYw/
I just need a minute for the world to stop spinning so I can find some equilibrium. #headphoneson #eyesshut
beyonce: im gon break one of ur cameras during my performance mtv: no ur not.. beyonce: i'm going to mtv: yes ma’am
sauntering-vaguely-downwards: look, someone needed to be the Family Disappointment and the Gay Cousin and I’m really good at multitasking. just playing up my strengths.