WAIT THE GUY ON MY DIPLOMA IS THE FUCKING PRESIDENT NOW/??? WTF???
Obvs you've never seen me throwing shapes at carnival. 😘 https://twitter.com/dreamchaser_mo7/status/766733969094221824
But who will look after the kids! https://twitter.com/feimm/status/766167149786308609
I have peeled off the protective anti glare thing that I bought to protect my phone screen. I can see again ! 😀
The stuff around it is just that.......stuff.....distracting bullshit.
Invoke article 50
.@FootLockerEU I find it really unnerving that your shop assistants have to copy my drivers license details every time I pay by credit card.
took roids this weekend, not to be strong just sing along with P!nk. #dontletmegetme #justapill
wearin a burka in a uber pool so these losers wont talk to me its workin but makes me look fat
The Americans is good tho
If you won't let me extract your blackheads we can't be friends.
Goodbye next 16 days #Olympics2016
Just got back from a vision quest/Qdoba training retreat- what the fuq did I mis??
You're not ni-ice , ya ru- ude
Actually when you have children and you travel with them, it's not really a holiday.
I read Nora Ephrons 'I feel bad about my neck' today.It inspired me to start writing a book,I've been writing solidly for 3hrs #eurekamoment
And then carried it all the way to the loo. Also, no soap so had to borrow some anti-bac off of another passenger.
Creative output. Nothing else matters. Connected, music.
Oi, @officialgiggs album #thelandlord is getting heavy rotations in the whip. #whippingexcursion
Yaaaas to you too X 💅🏽 https://twitter.com/helpolarized/status/763481741344530432
I did the ice bucket challenge & there was NO VODKA IN IT #FML #ALS #WTF
on #notsafeshow again tn. watching from curves unless that bitch kars4kids returns my dodge caravan. https://twitter.com/notsafeshow/status/763131376388349952
Sorry, what ? https://twitter.com/leiafrater/status/762703995525824512
I think this could be my album cover. https://twitter.com/officialroycey/status/762004464832249856
That was one of the best #OpeningCeremony's ever. #posttruthpolitics
I wanna go bed but I've got a whole facial routine to do first. CBA
Grandma and feral cousins arrive today though, there is hope 🙏🏽 https://twitter.com/loumycroft/status/766167817456672768
One of my daughters just asked "how long till dinner mum", the other said "when it's finished downloading".
Well done andy
Yessss @ArianaGrande singin Ma sawng on her snapchat #hoh #💅🏽
Who put snake food in my gas tank again?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Ugh I’m gonna be late to Curves!!!!
HIV is a myth made up by my dad 2 keep me from gettin laid!!!!
I really think this requires an apology, not just a correction. https://twitter.com/louispattison/status/762702494220812288
Just saw Suicide Squad. It was very bad.
I'm pretty sure it's the dishonest biased bit that's rooting FOR you. https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/762104411707568128
Cherry brandy lolly or feast ?
You couldn't do it in those heels. https://twitter.com/davidschneider/status/761705982598778884