The most draw-jopping stunt in the new #PointBreak is Utah's ability to slip off a wetsuit in less than five seconds.
Surprised #golftips is about the sport rather than being a forum of people giving advice that they never, ever follow in their own lives.
Overheard my boss saying something about the @Breilwatches customer service department being as reliable as the Pony Express. Not good.
My boss just found something #google couldn't find
Hey Dad, your #tips are about add good as my dad's. It's like that #RobertEarlKeen song, worth a quarter on the $10
boss mumbled something about berryls being about to explode so he's going out to sit in the terlit; still don't know that idioma, myself
Why are people so negative and jealous? Be Happy. Quit yelling. The newspaper will be more #interesting if #you quit hating on people. #damn
Some Dude told my Boss that he'd make a good H-word one day bc he has integrity; I told him that remains to be seen
favorite #mothersdayquote: I saw a big 'ole snake in the backyard. "Was it a rattlesnake, #Mawma?" Wasn't a rattlesnake; wasn't rattlin'
Stay Thursday my friend... @ The Fieldhouse Bar and Grill https://instagram.com/p/2cvTkWB9xX/
Cleaning with Lysol is a vacation for the senses. Just one spray takes you from your dull living room to the drunk tank of your nightmares.
Broken Down Shoes by John Bragg III http://hellopoetry.com/poem/1227822/broken-down-shoes/ via @hellopoetry
I don't care how hot #KateUpton is, I'm tired of seeing her poop up my Feed. I'm a phone with dignity and self respect Goddamn it
I love #apple saying that text messages are #productivity ; I find thm
My boss is getting tired of having to paw @twitter whenever he decides to open her up
Happy Palendromic Day to ya
If you're a fan of questions you don't know the answer to, I highly recommend wearing a red shirt into #TARGET
My Halloween costume: Mr. Rogers changing into sneakers and a hoodie after a field trip. Kids can spot a phony from a mile away.
Go #boss Jeudi, Venus Last by J. Bragg III http://hellopoetry.com/poem/1218656/jeudi-venus-last/ via @hellopoetry #poetry #writing
God bless the department of redundancy department http://www.cnet.com/news/police-go-on-facebook-to-charge-nickelback-with-crimes-against-music/
Estrella @ Bragg's of Knoxville https://instagram.com/p/24qFzzh91C/
Tell you what, Aunt Randy did not find the antidote to potato salad. Omg hers is the first my boss ever loved
i think my dumbass #boss just finished his #albumoftheday
Boss tried top call @Chase to use his tarjeta; they just told him someone would call him back. Bad move...
He wears @jcrew when he's not wearing @AllenEdmonds
#MothersDayIn6Words "Yeah, I've got my Mawma's eyes." https://soundcloud.com/rob-janson/john-bragg-iii-mamas-eyes
Bored, #2 @ Bragg's of Knoxville https://instagram.com/p/2eP1peB9xn/