We've spent £3.1bn on a new giant aircraft carrier. Another is also being made. We can't afford the aircraft to go on it since Brexit vote.
The relay races are weird. #WorldAthleticsChampionships The professional athletes are rubbish at baton handover. We did it better at school!
I've told Liam Fox to get a US trade deal that represents everyone, not just big business. Will you sign the letter? https://speakout.38degrees.org.uk/campaigns/trump_trade_deal?utm_campaign=n9Ko9ZeyVm&utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=share
Does anyone else worry that #Trump's short fuse and spontaneous outbursts are dangerous traits in someone with nuclear access codes? @GMB
And ANOTHER charity shop with a sale on! What is going on with the world?! @ Burton upon Trent https://www.instagram.com/p/BXiKu8pl0j0/
#CBBBOTS Didn't lots of us say that #cbbsarah was fragile when she went into the #CBB house? Why is #CBBPaul being demonised for saying it?!
UK people who voted to leave the EU are now shocked they'll have to apply for visas and pay to visit EU countries. D'oh! #Brexit
Is Your Area On The Government's Latest NHS Hit List? http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/justin-madders/nhs-future_b_17669786.html?ncid=engmodushpmg00000004 via @HuffPostUKPol
People are saying he was conceived in Brooklyn, therefore not "Made in England". Victoria says it's where she found… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/893369949464305665
Judge warns of 'blood on our hands' if suicidal girl is forced out of secure care https://www.theguardian.com/society/2017/aug/03/judge-warns-of-blood-on-our-hands-if-suicidal-girl-is-forced-out-of-secure-care?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Tweet
#cbbchad might as well say: "I love me. Who do you love?" #CBB #CBBBOTS @TomReadWilson @Rylan
One thing I really like about @clarins_uk products: the men's range isn't just an overpriced version of the women's range unlike most brands
Labour demands inquiry into privatisation of NHS-owned recruiter https://www.theguardian.com/society/2017/jul/27/labour-demands-inquiry-into-privatisation-of-nhs-owned-recruiter?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Tweet
Cue the music: Europe - "Final Countdown" http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/science-environment-40902774
Just posted a photo https://www.instagram.com/p/BXsb9QyF-h0/
Someone flipped Donald Trump's hair with Kim Kong Un's, and it's absolutely unnerving http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/trump-kim-jong-un-hair_uk_598d4538e4b08a2472737a64?ncid=engmodushpmg00000004 via @HuffPostUKCom
I want one! (The T-shirt, not the man!) #BigBangTheory #StarWars https://www.instagram.com/p/BXmrYsylybl/
They actually have a sale on in the charity shop! @ Burton upon Trent https://www.instagram.com/p/BXiDOynlwYG/
#CBBBOTS #CBBPaul was only taking the piss out of the guy who got #CBBKarthik's name wrong. It wasn't a dig at #CBBKarthik. @Rylan
Today's "Woke up singing" song: (not really surprising, since I've been listening to her a lot recently) https://youtu.be/eP4eqhWc7sI
If #cbbchad's ego gets any bigger his head won't fit through the #CBB house doors on eviction night! @Rylan @TomReadWilson
Didn't realise @GMB was a comedy show! @benshephard @kategarraway and @CharlotteHawkns are keeping the jokes coming thick and fast today!
Thanks to @clarins_uk for my freebies which arrived in the post today! I'm loving them! *I'm not on comission* I just think they've been fab
I really like #CBBPaul 's launch night suit. Shame it doesn't suit him! #CBB #CBBBOTS @Rylan
A big "Thank you!" (with hugs!) to Maryke @clarins_uk for her wonderful, warm and professional service yesterday. It was a great experience!
Some excellent songs from 20 years ago https://twitter.com/ShortList/status/891893946175115264
More U-turns by the Tories. What was the point in even having a manifesto? http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/tories-quietly-break-manifesto-promise-10877024.amp
I remember when "Parent" was a noun, not a verb. #JustSaying #OldGit
Bombing N. Korea is not a new idea to #Trump. This was 1999. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-north-korea-pre-emptive-strike-18-years-ago-footage-emerges-us-president-nuclear-a7884666.html?amp
Husband missed the train connection so we're left waiting. Juke is getting impatient. @ Lichfield https://www.instagram.com/p/BXktkw9F-ue/
Man-crush of the day: Julian Morris, actor #maninanorangeshirt https://www.instagram.com/p/BXkCLgvlhUM/
I just saw a toddler walk under this sign (it swings). Hilarious! His mother didn't even notice.… https://www.instagram.com/p/BXiDF8UlzoA/
Vote @adamhillscomedy! @TheLastLeg #isitok https://twitter.com/RadioTimes/status/894188940877602817
I'm sure this is an insurance scam! Shocking that @zenith_insure get away with it! https://twitter.com/tink316i/status/894203740688859136
"I don't think we've got anything in common. Except probably STDs." - #CBBTrisha #CBB #CBBBOTS @Rylan @TomReadWilson
So, effectively, if you're rich and English speaking (probably white) then you can move to the USA. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-immigration-policy-english-speakers-financial-stable-raise-act-tom-cotton-david-perdue-a7873711.html?amp
Yes #CBBTrisha, Welsh IS an actual language! #CBB #CBBBOTS @Rylan
#BattleOfTheFlaps @Rylan #BBUK #BBBOTS