This has the potential to be huuuuuge over summer. Like Ten Walls and then some. https://soundcloud.com/nicolashaelg/mount-nicolas-haelg-something-good-original-mix
So @matt is currently compèring a Family Fortunes-esque office gameshow of "Which Outlook folder is using up your email storage" #playorpass
Like everyone else on Android, I'm now on Periscope! Which means when I'm bored I'll be putting 4 or 5 others through the same misery 😊😊😊
"What you up to this weekend?" "Big Weekend" "Yeah? What you up to?" 😛 Every time. #BigWeekend
I'm trying root beer. 🍺 Verdict is it tastes like kids mouthwash. And there's not even any alcohol in it. America u crayy
So is this #BadBloodMusicVideo gonna be a movie or what? (yes please) https://youtu.be/QcIy9NiNbmo
Housemate's warned us it's a "big one" tonight. Last time, some unspeakable things happened so naaaat feeling too hopeful about this...
seems I'm not the only one tryin for a COD 4 revival... https://twitter.com/VICEUK/status/598515664815521792
ICYMI: I've got to finish my degree so my job's going! It's honestly SO much fun - and there's an office dog too 🐶 https://twitter.com/folder/status/598071050069479424
Hairdresser: "Mate, how do you not have a girlfriend? *Everyone* has a girlfriend in Shoreditch." Alright pal, just cut the hair.
I'm at Grand Designs LIVE. This is what youre supposed to do when you're 21, right?
#GE2015 Top Tip: Renaming people in your phone to the names of the leaders makes for all the fun when texting. (c/o @AlexMacdonald_)
Voting counts as 1 of your 5 a day so you might as well... ❌ #ElectionDay
Election? What election? #TOMLINSONSLAYSAGAIN
Done my first Boris Bike around the London. The struggle to get it back in 30 minutes is straight out of an episode of 24. 🚲 🚲 🚲
YES BLOODY YES. Let's be 'avvvin youuu!!! 😁😁😁 https://twitter.com/BBCR1/status/602019122407432194
Yasss @BBCR1 on for @Fearnecotton's last show - what a way to start it!! Thanks for everything, Fearne #FarewellFearne
Swotting up on Ed Sheeran's rumoured sexual history (for an article). APPARENTLY, he done 4/10 from my 'list'... *dreams of being a popstar*
London mate, u lookin fiiiiiiiiiinee 🌞
Ohhhh yassssss @themaccabees have taken probs my favourite song of theirs and somehow made it even more brilliant!? Feel To Follow on @BBCR1
"What even is the meat in a pork pie?" More gems from my housemate... 😃🔫
Wanted to tweet about YouTube changing their font. Stopped myself and had a moment reflecting on how boring that would've been. Good save.
I'm off to finish my degree (😞) so my job's up for grabs (😄)! Tweet/DM with any questions. Ta x https://twitter.com/folder/status/598071050069479424
Probably old news, this. But oh my days this is THE BEST video I've seen all year. 😂 https://twitter.com/ThePoke/status/597325207984975872
*fingers poised ready to hastily create this hour's viral Twitter account*
Filthy Schofield. https://twitter.com/Schofe/status/596363590271115265
Why does big 1D news keep happening *just* as I'm about to leave work? Someone needs to teach these boys how to 'press release'.
Occupation: Price of the United Kingdom 👑 #ballin #casual https://twitter.com/KensingtonRoyal/status/595586840029167616
New Hurts. Always a treat. https://twitter.com/diymagazine/status/603887451887673345
LONDON 🚂➡ NORWICH 🙌
Well, FINALLY. https://twitter.com/diymagazine/status/600241663588577280
I WANT. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vGcH0Bk3hg
Thoughts with all the celebs who didn't get the call-up to the #BadBloodMusicVideo. All two of them. https://twitter.com/taylorswift13/status/598568969268645888
There's a 12" Mix of the Big Brother theme tune that's TEN MINUTES LONG. TEN. And all ten minutes are f'in ama… http://t.thisismyjam.com/jamieedwardlee/_a18bjop
Post-haircut shower. Forgot to take my top off over the bath like your Mum used to make you do... 🎆 HAIRS EVERYWHERE.
I'm playing COD4 so my Saturday night is already ten times better than yours #soz
Sooooo when's deadlock? #GE2015
Plus, I've seen someone say "political apathy is not attractive" on my timeline, so voting also gets you laid... ❌ #ElectionDay
I can't bash out the content quick enough. HOLD YOUR TWEETS, DEARS.